T Shirt Idea/Art Request

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
09/18/2018 at 13:09 • Filed to: Veronica, artists, blipshift

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I sure some one here is an artist capable of the task at hand or knows some one who is. I have an idea for a T-shirt design that I don’t believe exists. I’d be willing to pay some one for the original art work, or maybe you just want to sell it to Blipshift or something idk.

I meantioned yesterday how the mk1 Cabrolet is sometimes called the bitchbasket. Which is what spawned this idea. I would glady rock this shirt.

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So the idea is pretty simple have a big lumberjacky manly hand holding the Rabbit by its Handle, maybe some cartoon motion lines to show that it’s swing as this giant man walks along merrily with his basket. Here is my 15 second rough rough rough draft of the idea, because I am not an artist.

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Bonus points for making the car orange like Veronica


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/18/2018 at 13:27

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read everything you wrote... looked and commented on it somehow took me all the way to seeing your drawing to realize we arent talking about ford escorts...

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clearly my brain still doesnt work right (this actually makes me feel a bit better about opting to take one more sickday today)


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/18/2018 at 13:30

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I guess the nick name, and the mk1 designation do work for both cars.

I didn’t see any need to specify because in my American brain Escorts like that don’ t exist.


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/18/2018 at 13:32

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I.... did not know they ever made a rag top Escort. Huh. I kind of love it.


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/18/2018 at 13:32

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I might try to do something with this.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/18/2018 at 13:33

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tbh... normally there wouldnt be any need to clarify... im just at the end of somekinda flu ish thing and my brain is mush


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KnowsAboutCars
09/18/2018 at 13:34

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Cool. i’m really hoping to see this idea come to reality. I might even sit down and try to make it happe n myself. with lots of tracing. 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/18/2018 at 13:35

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the real question is. Were the cabriolet Escorts also made by karmann


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/18/2018 at 13:37

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google tells me yes...lol... i didnt know that


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/18/2018 at 13:42

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Makes since. why do your own engineering when you can outsource it to someone who’s done it before. Also in the case of the Rabbit, and probably the Escort as well, the Cabriolet is actually quite a bit stiffer than the hatchback, because Karmann put so much reinforcements in it.

it’s also 200lbs heavier for the same reason. 


Kinja'd!!! razorbeamteam > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/18/2018 at 13:44

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What are you talking about? I would rock a t-shirt with that exact drawing on it


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/18/2018 at 13:44

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probably... my little bit of research did tell me the karmann built escorts had a higher build quality/finish than the regular escorts

learning fun things today


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > razorbeamteam
09/18/2018 at 13:50

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thats very kind of you to say. haha


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/18/2018 at 15:34

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In deed, a white bitch basket cabriolet was the ultimate chick car in the 80s. My cousin Heather wanted one so badly in high school. My grandpa offered her an unrestored 1950s crown vic and she said no, my cousin Scott got it, red and white two tone.


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/18/2018 at 16:18

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Better yet, get a nylon manpurse made with actual photo of Veronica printed on it in anatomically correct  exact scale form.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
09/18/2018 at 17:15

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Yeah I’d trade Veronica for a 50s Vic. There’s one that cruises around near me that’s black on bottom pink on top two tone. Looks tops


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nom De Plume
09/18/2018 at 17:16

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I have a nice Levi’s dinem jacket I could get her embroidered on the back!